Joining The Gymnastics Team T-Shirts

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Football Fans

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"We're exclusively delts."

'He's maturing early.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Cartoonist thinking'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Exercise Bars

Jumping cheerleaders

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Cheerleaders

'Here we go again...'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."