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Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Target your message

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Basketball.

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Bee Chess

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"They grow up so quickly."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Kosovo.

Trojan Chess

Bored Baker

Chess on TV

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'