Joining A Football Team Mugs

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Basketball.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Here we go again...'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Table tennis.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'