Johnny Cash Devotee T-Shirts

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

US dollar rising and falling.

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Goodbye cruel world."

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

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"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Raining dollars in America.

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. Dear Mister Buck, is it true that "money talks"? Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

The Dog Botherer.

John Knox

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

"My biggest influence was Johnny cash. That's how I became the accountant in black."

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

Calvin Coolidge

'They're very advanced. They pray to a god called 'Dow Jones.''

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

"The quarterly results are in. We would like to thank the almighty dollar."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

From now on, your honor, as a tribute to Johnny Cash, please refer to me as "The Lawyer in Black."

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

The Strong Dollar