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"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

US dollar rising and falling.

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"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

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"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"Goodbye cruel world."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Raining dollars in America.

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

The Dog Botherer.

John Knox

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

'They're very advanced. They pray to a god called 'Dow Jones.''

Calvin Coolidge

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"The quarterly results are in. We would like to thank the almighty dollar."

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"

'Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?'

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

The Strong Dollar