Jogger With A Twist Mugs

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

10 K Tail-Chase

Ball as water-melon.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Jogging Bottoms

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Running

Robber on treadmill

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

False encouragement.

Cross-country knitting.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Seated Elephant

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Tred carefully mill.

Running With Scissors Marathon

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Finish Line