Job Swap Fantasizers Prints

'I'm sick of spinning all day long. I wish I was a tailor.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

"I can handle a wide variety of work. In fact I've had ten different jobs in four months."

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

'Your r

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

'The good news is that I'm prepared to offer you a six figure annual salary. The bad news is that it includes the decimal.'

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

"Interviews are always stressful...this is his fourteenth....and they all turned him down!"

"Your resume is excellent, except for your name, which is stupid."

'Times have changed. Now you need a degree just to end up living in your parents' basement.'

Where do you see yourself in ten years?

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'I've had it with this job, I want to be a LUMBERJACK!!'

"My last job was as a mine interpreter...I would go to a park and describe what the mime was trying to convey."

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

Careers guidance

'According to a recent survey, nine out of ten doctors, if they had it to do over, would go to law school.'

"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."

Woman to Plumber - 'Do you do teeth?'

'See! I told you not to switch from hunting to gathering!'

Job interview

'If you steal my identity, you'll be stuck with a lot of credit card debt.'

'Well, your resume looks good and - my gosh - I've never seen someone so passionate about this line of work.'

"I didn't get the job. They said they wanted someone who lives in the same hemisphere."

"I shouldn't have taken this job."

'I'm thinking of training as a teacher.' 'I'm thinking of training as a plumber.'