Job Success Mugs

'My my, hell must have frozen over!'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Bullseye!

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

The rope to success.

Business is off the chart.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"Mum, I got the job!"

Win - win

Boom

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Jumping Man

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?