Job-shadowing Participant T-Shirts

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'Besides a great smile, do you have any other qualifications we could consider?'

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

'When I grow up I', going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into . . . '

'We have an opening for a receptionist and a sales person and I'm ready to quit. How are you at multitasking?'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

Construction Idea

"Chasing, digging, rolling, fetching. . . have you no experience doing absolutely nothing at all?"

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

"I love your enthusiasm but we were actually looking for someone who could do the job."

Office Safety - Slip/Trip Hazards.