Job Satisfaction Seekers Prints

"I'm only in it for the money. Is that normal?"

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

Job complaints on road signs.

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!"

Just a little heads up!

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"

'I started out as one of the good guys but I hated it.'