Job Role Explorer Mugs

'I got my experience for this doorman job as a lookout for my old gang.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

Between Offices

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

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"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'Miss Peterson will be with you as soon as she goes through a few other resumes.'