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"At what point in your public relations career did you realize you don' relate to the public?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

37 years in the same position.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

What else is there to wish for?

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Pastorius wonders why.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Woman looking into a mirror

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'