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110% Job Performance.

"The boss says I've exceeded his low expectations of me!"

"It's way too cerebral. What were you thinking?"

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

"Fred, I'll be blunt: You lack inner toughness!"

"Your first thirty days is a probationary period. Following that, we'll review your performance and consider giving you a cubicle with a door!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Simms might be overextending himself.'

Sales.

'In this company, you're either 'Employee-of-the-Month' or you're fired.'

'Remember Tom, creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'They all want to play the star.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Primitive magician

'He's maturing early.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"