Job Milestones Mugs

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"I need to clone myself."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Dressed for Success!

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Keyworker

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"We have an acronym!"

Supermom.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Go! Means NOW!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"