Job Interviewers Mugs

Job Interview, "This company wants a person who is both ruthless and intelligent but who is also too dumb to want to try for my job."

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

Very well, Mr Potter. I blinked first. You're hired.

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"We like to think of ourselves as a very progressive company. After all, a little self-delusion never hurt anyone."

"Here, we want movers, but not shakers."

"You smell like wet cardboard."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

I'm a self-made man!

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Yes, can I help you?'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'