Job Inspiration Prints

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

' A good idea '

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Do me next."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Bright idea

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Better times ahead.

Working 9 to 5.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Getting through the week.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Chicken soup books

The job is yours - I called your references and they all said you're a good boy.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'