
"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"
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"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"
Rocking Horse
A day at the transgenic races
"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"
'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'
"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."
The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line
"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."
'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'
"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."
Gentlemen Riders
First past the post.
'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'
"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."
"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."
"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."
THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'
"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."
"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."
"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."
Horse racing puns
"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."
"And just how long have you been, 5' 10"?"
"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"
'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'
The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's
"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"
Sporting maladies.
Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'
Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms
'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'
'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'
Sporting maladies.
'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'
'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'
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