Job Hazards Prints

Post office with 'Most Wanted' dog posters.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

37 years in the same position.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man using to much bug spray

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Bench Press Accident

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"We need a union!'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Time Out For Teddy

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Safety Barriers

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'