Job Dedication Devotee Prints

'I'm married to my job - I just wish she was union!'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I go that extra mile!"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Working 9 to 5.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

International House of Paperwork

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Dunhomin"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

Still Here

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

Give Thanks.

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

Desk sale

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'