Job Dedication Devotee Prints

'I'm married to my job - I just wish she was union!'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I go that extra mile!"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Working 9 to 5.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Dunhomin"

International House of Paperwork

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

Still Here

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

Give Thanks.

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

Desk sale

"I'm an assistance dog."