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Economics: Job Crisis

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

For sale

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Try not to worry.

Career advice from the boss

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

The Covid Tail

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Capitalism.

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

'You say here that hard work doesn't scare you as long as you hide your eyes.'

We have plenty of people here to push paper. I need someone new to push the envelope.

Ruble in Trouble

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

We need references other than your 336 Facebook friends.

Coronavirus and Atlas

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"What do you mean you quit? You're not even hired yet."

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!