Jim Morrison Enthusiast T-Shirts

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

"I think Jim Morrison is over-rated."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"Care for an oxymoron?"

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

"It's cooties."

"No son, American English isn't redundant; it's an oxymoron."

In Case of Broken Glass. . . Break Glass.

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

Bob Gretzky. Quite possibly the greatest refrigerator salesman of all time.

'Make of it what you will, but your daughter doesn't realize that Homer Simpson is supposed to be funny.'

Airport Literature

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

Boy about to get caught drawing on a wall

Did I leave the plunger in the toilet again?

PYO Dusky Maiden.

England cricket team drawing

"Another tragic case of work-related injuries."

"We don't have any chalk, Kevin. I ate it all."