Jewelry Collecting Mugs

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'I can't show you a diamond in your price range,because I don't have a microscope.'

'Can you supersize this?'

Thieving magpie perched on top of CCTV camera.

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

Bling.

'Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and she has exquisite taste in earrings.'

"I hear she was quite a jewelry collector..."

'Yeah, as a matter of fact I do have the time on me,,,'

Diamond that says 'I don't care'.

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'Gee, thanks for the earrings dear. They'll match the bracelet you gave me last year.'

Closed at 1, Open at 2, but to you...1:45.

A girl's best friend.

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Beads 'n' more

"It's one of our most popular rentals."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

Earrings

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cats on Board.

Diamond outfits

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Rocking Horse

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'Man...You age great!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."