Jet-setting Ceos Mugs

'That's business class.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"He likes it."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Female business.

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

Business-Class.

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

That's the chairman's office.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Hell: The Airport"

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'