'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'
Jet Engine Dreamer Gifts
Looking for gifts that match a jet engine dreamer's soaring imagination? Dive into a collection that celebrates creativity and ambition. From witty mugs to inspiring art prints, find something to elevate their spirit and fuel their flights of fancy.
'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'
Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'
Whale Romance
Altar Ego
The Aerial Steam Carriage
"He has extremely advanced motor skills."
Caveman on the brink of technology.
"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."
Fast Lane. cars Like yours.
Deregulated Baseball
My First Boat
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."
A drone laying an egg
Isaac Newton...stumped.
"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"
'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'
Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.
How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?
'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'
"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."
"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"
'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'
Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!
'Drone Santa.'
'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'
'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'
Heavenly internet connection
"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'
Giraffe of tomorrow
Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul
'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'
One of your better ideas Stephen!
Jet Engine Dreamer Gifts Collection
Jet Engine Dreamer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to jet engine dreamers—perfect for mornings filled with big dreams and bold coffee!
Jet Engine Dreamer Pillows
Brighten their room with pillows that celebrate flying high and dreaming big—ideal for any aspiring aviator.
Jet Engine Dreamer Prints
Find inspiring prints that motivate jet engine dreamers to keep reaching for the clouds and beyond.
Jet Engine Dreamer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for jet engine dreamers, combining humor and inspiration for everyday wear.