Jester With A Tech Twist Mugs

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Hardware and software

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Nanopsychiatry.

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."