Jester Of The Seas Prints

King serfs: using peasant as surfboard.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"As per your father's wishes, the reading of the will shall be preceded by a tight five-minute comedy set inspired by my dating life -- or lack thereof!"

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"I should laugh at my problems? Can I practice laughing at yours?"

Makes wine, mashed potato.

'How about letting me off the hook.'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

'Fancy a banana split?'

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

Messing about in Boats.

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

"They're fake, when I get to school I'm telling everyone that I have evolved."

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

A spider disguised as a palm tree preys on an oblivious castaway

'He catches all kinds of things when he's fishing...colds...flu...lumbago...rheumatism...'

'It choked on the oars.'

Periscope sighting

'An Outboard Cow'.

"But, Dave. You knew when you married me that I clowned around."

'Like to hear my evocative poem about extra-marital joy?'

"Surprise!... I'm an alcoholic!"