Jester Of Medicine Prints

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'My client asserts that walking on land was his idea and he therefore claims 50% of all subsequent profits.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Med Brittle"

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

'Open your mouth and say 'Ah' -- I'm going to try some anti-virus software.'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"As per your father's wishes, the reading of the will shall be preceded by a tight five-minute comedy set inspired by my dating life -- or lack thereof!"

'Um ... no - I said we'll need a stool sample.'

"We're trying to save your husband."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.