Jersey Shore Fans T-Shirts

"I thought what happened at the Jersey Shore, stayed at the Jersey Shore?"

Holiday time.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Bradley Wiggins

Chris Froome

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Starfish doing the wave.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Replica Football Merchandise

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"Your early stuff was funnier."

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

Yo! The Amboys!

'If it's any consolation, I agree with you that humour is a better defence mechanism than anger.'

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

The New Yorker Cartoon Appreciation Society

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

"This is the way to f**cking do it."

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Desert island 'Help' cards

"Lose the bells, I keep thinking there's someone at the door."

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

Joker

A Redneck Christmas

"If it isn't genetic at all, but just the upshot of growing up in Jersey, will you still love me, Mona?"