Jelly Lover Mugs

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

Karate club.

'The following programme may be unsuitable for those of a nervous disposition.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Preserved

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Dig Site. Frank, I've found some new fossils! They were undercovered next to relics, which indicate there was a society of advanced dinosaurs! Cups and saucers were found with the tea-rex fossils. The rap-tor was next to oversized jewelry. And the bronzesaurus bones were found with a tanning bed! That's incredible, Ernie! Hah! April fools! I guess it's fitting that Ernie get to April Fools day a little ahead of everybody else!

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

Jelly Fish

Clown eating jelly beans.

'Niche market'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."