Jazz Music Mugs

'Permission to do a saxophone solo denied, counselor.'

'You have a Jazz disorder. Take these and call me in the morning.'

Jazzed up slave ship.

The Wall Street jazz ensemble will play 'The Low Interest Rate Blues'.

"I'm worried about little Johnny, I found these jazz mags under his bed."

"When I was seventeen..."

"Why does he stare in the mirror before going to the jazz club?"

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Welcome to the Dr. Jazz show. Tonight Yours Truly, Dr Jazz, has a special treat for you....."

Swing dancers.

Sadojazzachists

Blue Note.

"Culturally, I'm a cat."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Jazz is Invented

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Concert Pianist.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

Dynamite little combo

Bryan Ferry

Piano Keyboard

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.