Jazz Jiver Prints

Thank you for holding

Mardi Gras

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Double Saxophone

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Volcaniax

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"No, son. Let him finish."

Treble

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'...and on Bass...'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Nick Cave

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Philip Larkin

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

Have Horns Venn

A singing microphone.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

How's my Jiving?

'He lost his whistle,'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Musical Accidents

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'