Jazz Aficionados With Spunk Pillows

Sadojazzachists

Louis Armstrong

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Radiator jazz player

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Piano Keyboard

Bryan Ferry

Dynamite little combo

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Swing dancers.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Louis Armstrong.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'