Jar Opening Struggle Prints

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Traffic Jam

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

Motorist's Swear Box

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

Preserving space heritage.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand

"Things have been tough. Carol is going through the change."

"I'm getting not-so-subtle hints of Dry January remorse, envy and resentment."

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

"Sergio, are we having money problems?"

Jar Jar Binx in a jar.

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."

'Why on earth would anyone want to butter a peanut?'

Competing Mission Trampoline

'What are you in for?'

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

'This one's for the cheap b*****d who just tipped me a quarter.'

"Now the guy you sent to fix the copier is down. Could you send over another copy?"