Japanese Cuisine Fan Prints

"He came with the new Japanese car we bought."

'He's been barred for life from every sushi bar in town.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Awkward First Dates

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Spring in Japan.

"Delivery!"

Sushi and the Cat

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Feng Sushi

Sushi Cat

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'