Jam Session Participant Gifts

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Plum jam...

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

Around the piano

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Cottage Industry

'Niche market'

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Guitarist

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Homemade Jam.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).

'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

"Can Roger come out and improvise?"

'What was a traffic jam, Bob, is now a huge pile up.'