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'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Tic-tac-toe

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Police Lineup Escape

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

Desert Island Inmate

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."