Jail Joke Lovers Mugs

'They robbed the bank, I was just the pilot-fish...'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'The Not so Great Escape.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'It's for you.'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."