Jail Joke Lovers Mugs

'They robbed the bank, I was just the pilot-fish...'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'The Not so Great Escape.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'It's for you.'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

"He told me it was for a hot tub."

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."