Jackpot Chasers Pillows

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Gloat

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

Counting my Bonus...

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Business Partners' vows

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Man chasing money

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Happiness