Ivy League Dreamer Mugs

Yale shadow

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I went to a school is Boston."

"I'm going to Princeton!"

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Midnight Basketball

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

Penalty

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Athletic Darwinism.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

'Remember son, winning isn't everything. You need good endoresement deals too.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'