Italian Vacation Visionary T-Shirts

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Summertime

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Heading off with a packed bag

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'See you in two weeks!'