Italian Fashion T-Shirts

"I love Italian boots."

Tartine

Haute Suture

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Three Ladies

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Galilei Galileo.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"I want one of those!"

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Pisa and sons.

Queen

Leaning tower of Pisa.

Girls and Scooters.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Venetian without the knowledge

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

Rape of the Lock- The Baron Cuts the Lock

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

"Notice the quintessential aroma of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up in Italy."

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

Michelangelo's David