It Troubleshooter Mugs

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

"Cancel that call to tech-support. This may be beyond their capabilities."

'It appears to be a hacker's virus.'

'I blame the network.'

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

Recalculating

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Fixing the TV.

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."