It Support For Healthcare Mugs

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

Couple

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"Thank you."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."