"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."
It Professionals Mugs
Kickstart their day with a funny IT-themed mug that celebrates their love for tech and troubleshooting — a perfect pick-me-up for any programmer or system admin.
'We <html> <head> <body> <div class='main'> <ul>... In class today.'
'You know, you can do this all online now.'
The Evolution Of Man.
Privacy Conference Security
Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers
'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'
Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"
Men throwing themselves from office window "Wait guys, it was all a computer error"
"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."
'With the new automated system we've cut consultation times down to 30 seconds...'
'He wants a system wth lots of memory, but without a mouse.'
'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'
Small business buying an expensive computer system.
'The developers of these whitening strips can't explain it, but their only side effects are that they cause your hard drive to crash.'
"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."
'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'
Robot porn.
"Our carrier pigeon died. Maybe it was time to update our communication system, anyway."
"Hey, Al! Do we hyphenate 'Doo Hickey?'"
"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."
The auto-update demons attack-again."
Robot lady with robot dog
"Whay are you calling? We spent loads of money on technology so that we wouldn't have to talk to you."
"We have to stop Meetings like this."
"The firm is implementing a new policy on staff consultation, and devolved decision-making. How do you think we should manage the five-year IT integration and hardware acquisition policy?"
"We can have someone there in a few minutes to help you with your computer. Can you have a mattress outside to soften his landing?"
Baby Born with a QR code
"I've run out of computer space. It's filled with fund-raising emails from politicians."
"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."
STRIP Hambone: Computer that cuts work load in half
'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'
'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'
'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'
"I'm sorry sir, I can't hand anything over unless you give me your mother's maiden name!"
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