It Lessons Prints

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

'No dad, it's not so much me being brilliant on the computer. it's you being thick.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

He kept up his guitar practise...

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Grade 2 Cellist

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Mozart with a violin case.

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

Trying cellos, too big!

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"I don't usually allow him on the furniture, but he is rebooting my computer."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."