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TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"Have you tried switching it on and off?"

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

Out Box - "I think he used to work in computers."

"There's a rumor that someone in the company is spreading a virus."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Right Miss Piggot...I see that according to our records you're pregnant and expecting a little girl in three months.'

User Made Fatal Error

"What? You've already tried turning it off and on again?... Well hey, we have vacancies here in tech support if you're interested."

"You use tech language that I don't understand, so I brought an interpreter."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Did you get my tweet?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Terry had a computer bug.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Hardware and software

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes