It Helpdesk Personnel T-Shirts

"Tech support, Help!"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"I'll give you a moment."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Your call is important to us...

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'Hi, your IT section sent me to test the network sockets.'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Boy at Computer.

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

Oughta reply

"I must be getting on tech-support's nerves, because they now answer by saying, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW?!"

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"The lost password department's that way."

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Information window, Opinion window.

'Say what you like about Cloud Computing, but the technical support is amazing.'

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Tech-Support

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."