Issue Advocate Gifts

National Everything Awareness Day

Team Normal

Gun laws US

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Oligarchy

Soldier armed with a pen.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Joe Biden

"Moulting"

Violent Crime Statistics

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Lady Justice.

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Anonymous Donations

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Progress.

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Gun Ego

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.