
'I'm out of the loop!'
Celebrate the creative quietude of the isolation observer with our witty and inspiring t-shirts, perfect for anyone who enjoys their alone time and values thoughtful solitude.
'I'm out of the loop!'
'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'
ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'
Cellphone Islands
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"Yes, I'm alone."
"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"
Fall on a desert island
"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."
"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."
Magic Act
Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.
A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.
"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"
"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."
"I'm fine going all zoom."
"It's a pizza leaflet..."
"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!
Bird feeder being used by vultures.
Chess on TV
'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'
"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."
"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"
"Beware of dog"
"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."
Confined by Coronavirus
No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.
The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!
Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."
Go Back to New York
Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.
Mind Island
The Side Effect of Self-Awareness
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