Isolation Intellect Pillows

The new normal

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Remote work

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Just junk mail."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Go away

Shelf-Isolation

Self-Isolatteion

Counsellor for man on desert island

Arbitrageur in Exile

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"Could you keep it down please!"

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."