Isolation Appreciator Mugs

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Cellphone Islands

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Fall on a desert island

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"My kid could do that."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I'm Bored'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Mind Island

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

Your library book is overdue.

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.